Between Two Stinging Wasps by Aziz Anis

Sunnis and Shiites hate each other and have been fighting it out since the death of their prophet Mohammed and will never stop fighting every opportunity they get till the end of time. No one, absolutely no one can ever reconcile them. Most important though they both hate America. Fighting each other for domination though, is far more important to them right now and consumes all their energy and their man power and keeps them preoccupied, with no time to plot attacks against us since their terrorists are involved in their own fight. Inserting ourselves between two forces who hate us bitterly is the height of folly from which we can only achieve more hate from both of them and turn their virulent anger, attention and fury towards us. It's like putting one's hand between two fighting wasps to separate them which can only lead to a nasty sting on both sides of one's hand. As a matter of fact the longer they fight each other the more they will weaken each other and make it less likely to plot a major attack on us. In plain English as long as they are killing each other the less time and energy they have to kill us. So why the hell do we want to stop them.